I was at this school inservice the other day, and we were doing this memory game where we had to memorize this big long number. It turns out that when you broke it down, it had the measurements from the song Brick House. 36-24-36, if you’re wondering!

So I’m wondering who the heck has these kind of measurements without having Breast Enlargement. Seriously. I’ve been on this low carb diet for what feels like forever, and I am slowly losing weight. Guess what item of clothing got loose first? That’s right, my bra! So, if I ever get a 24 inch waist (doubtful, at six feet tall), I’ll be wearing a double A bra or something like that. I would definitely want breast enhancement surgery at that point!

There’s a couple of other procedures I wouldn’t mind having. Botox is one. I’m getting the line between my eyebrows that makes a person look mad. It’s great for having my students take me seriously, but my peers always think I’m in a bad mood! And worse, my boss keeps saying that I look tired when I’m not tired at all! I think some eye lid surgery might fix that, because my eyes are definitely the culprit here. Other than those things, I look very young for my age, thanks to my genes and skin that tends to be oily. I never thought that was a good thing, but it turns out that people with oily skin get fewer wrinkles! There’s always a silver lining.

At any rate, if I decide to do any of these things, I’m going to go to people who have TONS of experience, like the people at MYA. They have over 25 years of experience and have done many procedures. I know that I don’t want to go to anyone new and be an experiment!